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Thursday, 07/10/2008
Wednesday, 06/04/2008
Wednesday, 06/04/2008
Friday, 05/16/2008
The first half of Goodbye Toby has been quoted. The second half is coming soon! (Thanks Katie!)
Monday, 05/12/2008
Friday, 05/09/2008
Job Fair is in the process of being transcribed, and I've got someone lined up to transcribe the finale as well. Thanks Dan and Katie!
Tuesday, 05/06/2008
Only two episodes left in the season! "Job Fair" is this Thursday. It's another 30 minute episode. We still need a generous person to volunteer to transcribe this one. If you think you would like to give it a shot, contact me or post in this thread. Who ever responds first gets priority. Seal the deal. Let's do it. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one--- Five, four, three, two.. Now. Now. Now. Say it. Do it. Now. Do it now. Do it. Shake my hand. You will transcribe this episode. Shake my hand.
Monday, 05/05/2008
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Time to celebrate our Mexicanity! The second deleted scene for Did I Stutter? has been quoted. Thanks TooLateKev!
Friday 05/02/2008
Did I Stutter? has been quoted. Thanks Katie! The first deleted scene is up as well. Thanks TooLateKev!
Wednesday, 04/30/2008
Someone has sent me the rest of Night Out (thanks Jules!), and someone else has volunteered to transcribe tomorrow's "Did I Stutter?" (thanks Dundie All-Star!)
You guys are the best!
Wednesday, 04/30/2008
Sorry folks, but I haven't had any time to transcribe (new house + wedding). Brian was gracious enough to transcribe a good bit of it, more than half I believe, so I've posted what's done of Night Out. If anyone would like to finish this episode off, please let me know.
Friday, 04/25/2008
I won't be able to transcribe this episode until at least Saturday, but I'll get it up as soon as I can. The first deleted scene has been done, however. If you are willing and able to help transcribe, please let me know using the Contact Me form.
Tuesday, 04/22/2008
At the top of every episode from Season Four, I've added a link to watch the full streaming episode at Hulu.com. It's free, and it's 100% legal because NBC owns part of it. Enjoy!
Friday, 04/18/2008
Chair Model has been quoted! Thanks Jules! And the first deleted scene is up as well. Thanks TooLateKev!
Thursday, 04/17/2008
If anyone would like to transcribe or help transcribe tonight's episode, please post so in this thread, or send me an e-mail using the contact form under the menu on the left. Thanks!
Tuesday, 04/15/2008
A third deleted scene for Dinner Party has been added. Thanks TooLateKev!
Monday, 04/14/2008
Two new deleted scenes for Dinner Party have been added. Thanks Jules and TooLateKev!
Thursday, 04/11/2008
Dinner Party is in the process of being transcribed. It will be up as soon as possible! Don't forget to vote in the new poll, and discuss the episode in the forum thread.
Thursday, 04/03/2008
New episodes are only a week away! OfficeQuotes is back in business! Dinner Party will up posted as soon as it's done. It's gonna be zoppity!
Tuesday, 04/1/2008
Just a quick note. When the Office returns next week, the episode ("Dinner Party") will be two and a half hours long. This is to catch up to the original schedule set by NBC Studios. Don't forget, set your DVR!
Tuesday, 02/19/2007
The two new scenes that aired during a replay of Dunder Mifflin Infinity have just been added. They're tagged with "New Scene." (Thanks Candance!)
Monday, 01/07/2008
Things are a bit slow at OfficeQuotes. Thank goodness the past episodes have unequaled replayablity!
Tuesday, 12/18/2007
The Christmas spirit has overtaken OfficeQuotes. Dwight is the new OQ Elf, which makes sense because he has elfish features.
Monday, 12/10/2007
I have officially switched hosts. OfficeQuotes.net should now have (near) constant uptime. Whew. I really apologize for every time you've tried to visit the site and it was down. That takes top priority to me.
Friday, 12/07/2007
Dozens of typos and various mistakes have been corrected throughout all episodes. Also, the second deleted scene for The Deposition has been quoted.
Thursday, 11/15/2007
The Deposition is in the process of being transcribed.
Friday, 11/02/2007
Branch Wars is in the process of being transcribed.
Thursday, 11/01/2007
All four deleted scenes for Local Ad have been quoted. (Thanks 'Too Late Kev'!)
Monday, 10/29/2007
Craig (Darryl) says hello! We were having a discussion in the forums about whether Darryl said "Call Indian Kelly" or "Call Andy and Kelly" in his Dunder Mifflin jingle, and so I went straight to the source to settle the discrepancy. Craig responded very promptly, and here's what he had to say:
Friday, 10/26/2007
Local Ad is in the process of being transcribed.
Friday, 10/19/2007
Money is in the process of being transcribed. Why not see what everyone says about it in our Episode Discussion Thread?
Friday, 10/12/2007
What did you think of Launch Party?
Wednesday, 10/10/2007
The third and fourth deleted scenes for Dunder Mifflin Infinity have been quoted.
Friday, 10/05/2007
Dunder Mifflin Infinity is in the process of being quoted.
Monday, 010/01/2007
From Fun Run:
Michael: Maybe believing in God was the mistake. What did people believe in before? The sun? Maybe there's some sort of animal, that we could make a sacrifice too. Like a giant buffalo, or some sort of monster, like something with the body of a walrus with the head of a sea lion. Or something with the body of an egret with the head of a meerkat. Or just... the head of a monkey, with the antlers of a reindeer, with, ah... the body of a porcupine.
Monday, 010/01/2007
Fun Run has been proofed. If you find any mistakes, feel free to send them to me!
Thursday, 09/27/2007
As if you didn't know, new episode tonight! The quoting process will begin shortly after the episode airs, and I should have it up sometime this weekend. (Thanks SchruteFarms!)
Wednesday, 09/26/2007
Be sure and check out September's OfficeQuotes Trivia Blitz!
Thursday, 09/13/2007
I just wanted to take a minute to remind everyone that the Office is now playing on Tuesdays at 10/9c on TBS.
Monday, 08/27/2007
Week 8 of the Scavenger Hunt is here. Head over to Live Journal for the task list!
Monday, 08/27/2007
We have a winner for week seven! Congratulations, Michelle C. of Pennsylvania!
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