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Welcome to OfficeQuotes.net! Every line ever said on The Office can be found here. If you're looking for a quote from an episode, Webisode, Schrute Space, Creed Thought, or Deleted Scene from seasons 1 & 2, it's only a click away! Feel free to browse around, and don't forget to bookmark us!

 
Friday, 05/15/2009

Company Picnic has been quoted. Thanks Katie!
 
Friday, 05/08/2009

Cafe Disco has been quoted. Thanks Patti!
 
Tuesday, 05/05/2009

UPDATE: I have found a transcriber for Thursday. Thanks Patti!
 
Casual Friday has been quoted! Sorry for the delay. Thanks Sara!
 
Also, if anyone would like to transcribe this Thursday's episode "Cafe Disco", please let me know. Only two more episodes left in the season!
 
Friday, 05/01/2009

I have found a volunteer for last night's episode. Thanks Sara!
 
Tuesday, 04/28/2009

The person I had lined up to transcribe this week's episode had a change of plans. Would anyone like to volunteer to transcribe Thursday's Casual Friday? If so, shoot me an e-mail.
 
Monday, 04/27/2009

UPDATE: Broke has been quoted. Thanks Sara!
 
Heavy Competition has been quoted! Thanks Ashley! Working on "Broke" now!
 
Friday, 04/24/2009

UPDATE: Because the Office community is so great, I have transcribers lined up for last week, this week, and next week. You guys are the best. =)
 
Last night's episode is being transcribed. My transcriber for last week's episode disappeared off the face of the earth. So now I am in need of two transcribers, one for last week's episode (4/16, Heavy Competition) and one for next week's episode (4/30, Casual Friday). Please let me know if you're interested!
 
Friday, 04/17/2009

Heavy Competition is being transcribed. Stay tuned!
 
Update 4/20/09: Sorry for the delay, giving my transcriber time...
 
Wednesday, 04/15/2009

Dream Team has been quoted. Thanks Kathyrn!
 
Friday, 04/10/2009

Michael Scott Paper Company has been quoted. Thanks Dan!
 
Thursday, 04/09/2009

I have transcribers lined up for tonight's double-header, but I'm leaving town tomorrow morning so the episodes will most likely not get uploaded until I return, Wednesday. I'll get them up as soon as I can!
 
Friday, 03/27/2009

Two Weeks has been quoted! (Thanks Chad!)
 
Saturday, 03/21/2009

New Boss is up! (Thanks Ashley!)
 
Saturday, 03/21/2009

The episode has been been transcribed (Thanks Ashley!), but I still need to format and upload it. It will be up when I get some free time!
 
Friday, 03/20/2009

I'm still looking for a volunteer for last night's episode. Please let me know if you're up to it!
 
Monday, 03/16/2009

Golden Ticket has been quoted! Thanks Jules!
 
Also I am in need of a transcriber for this week's episode, New Boss. If you're able, please let me know!
 
Friday, 03/13/2009

Update: We have a volunteer. Thanks Jules!
 
I still need someone to transcribe Golden Ticket. If you're willing, let me know!
 
Thursday, 03/12/2009

I had someone lined up to transcribe tonight's episode, but that fell through. If anyone would like to transcribe tonight's episode, please let me know!
 
Friday, 03/06/2009

Blood Drive has been quoted. Thanks Evan!
 
Friday, 02/13/2009

Lecture Circuit Part 2 has been quoted! Thanks Lauren!
 
Monday, 02/09/2009

Lecture Circuit Part 1 has been quoted! Thanks Jake!
 
"Shirty, mole, lazy eye, Mexico, baldy, sugar boobs, black woman."
 
Friday, 02/06/2009

Lecture Circuit Part 1 is being quoted. Say what?
 
Wednesday, 02/04/2009

I need a volunteer to transcribe tomorrow night's episode. It's only a half hour show, so it shouldn't be too bad. Please let me know!
 
Tuesday, 02/03/2009

The first half (the rest) of Stress Relief has been quoted! Thanks Sara!
 
Monday, 02/02/2009

The second half of Stress Relief has been quoted! Thanks Becky! The first half is coming soon... See what all the talk is about.
 
Thursday, 01/29/2009

Someone has volunteered to transcribe one half of Sunday's episode. I'm still in need of someone to transcribe the other half. Please contact me if you're willing!
 
Also one of our forum admins, Joe, has created a t-shirt for NBC.com's Office t-shirt design contest. His shirt is obviously the best, so let's see if we can tip the scales in his favor. Voting ends in two days. VOTE!
 
 
Tuesday, 01/27/2009

The next episode, Stress Relief, is an hour long episode this Sunday after the Super Bowl. If anyone would like to volunteer to help transcribe all or half of this episode, please let me know. Transcribing an hour long episode can make you want to blow your brains out, so unless you think you're up to it, I would recommend volunteering for half. =)
 
Sunday, 01/25/2009

Prince Family Paper is done! Thanks Bishop!
 
Friday, 01/23/2009

Prince Family Paper is being transcribed. Thanks to all who offered to help. Did you enjoy it as much as our forum goers?
 
Thursday, 01/22/2009

I don't have a transcriber for tonight's episode yet. If you would like to volunteer, please let me know!
 
Tuesday, 01/20/2009

The OfficeQuotes.net January Trivia Blitz has begun!
 
 
Monday, 01/19/2009

The Duel has been quoted! (Thanks Katie!) If anyone would like to volunteer to transcribe this week's episode (Prince Family Paper), please let me know!
 
Friday, 01/16/2009

Welcome back! The Duel is being quoted! Some of it is already done. (Thanks Katie!) How did you like it?
 
Monday, 12/15/2008

Moroccan Christmas has been transcribed. Thanks Sara! What did you think?
 
The December Trivia Blitz has started! Go go gadget trivia!
 
Friday, 12/12/2008

Moroccan Christmas is being transcribed. Talk about it in the Episode Discussion Thread!
 

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