Written by Michael Schur and Paul Lieberstein
Directed by Randall Einhorn
Angela: It had to have been someone.
Oscar: Maybe it was Roy. He’s getting married. He can use the money.
Angela: Roy wouldn’t do it.
Kevin: How do you know?
Angela: He wouldn’t do it. He has too much character.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.
Angela: I do not. That is inaprobable… inappropriate.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy. Unbelievable.
Angela: Stop it! Stop it right now!
Kevin: Does he excite you? Does he get your blood flowing? [Oscar growls]
Kevin: Does he get your… [Oscar growls]
Angela: Kevin, you guys don’t know anything.
Angela: Kevin, cut it out!
Oscar: But we have to ask everybody if you used any money to buy anything and forgot to report it, or…
Roy: Well, I mean, how would I do that even if I wanted to?
Kevin: You would have to take some from petty cash.
Roy: Well, I don’t even know where that is.
Kevin: In Oscar’s drawer.
Roy: Isn’t it locked?
Kevin: Well, he keeps the key behind his computer…
Oscar: Kevin, why are you giving him instructions on how to steal?
Roy: Wait, hold on. I’d never do something like that. It’s wrong. I don’t steal things.
Angela: Well, I’m satisfied. So, thank you very much for your time, Roy.
Kevin: Oh, Roy, one more question. What do you think of Angela?
Oscar: You don’t have to answer that one.
Kevin: But you can if you want to.
Oscar: But you don’t have to.